Added 3 points of reflections. Archives can be found on “Reflections” tab.
1. Sin contributes to the collapse of life (Gen 6)
Do I recognize wickedness on my part as contributing to the collapse of life around me?
How do I plan to reverse this?
2. Noah did all that God commanded him(Gen 6: 22)
How much do I comply with the Lord’s wishes especially when others do not seem to do so?
3. Human desires to make a name for (them)selves (Gen 11:4)
To what extent do I seek my own will and glory over the Glory and will of God?
Added another joke too, likewise, the archives can be found on “Humour” tab.
Marvelous Little Instrument
A woman on a plane arriving from Switzerland found that she had bought too much, and would have troubles getting it all through customs on arrival. Finding herself seated next to a priest, she asked:
“Excuse me, Father, could I ask a favor?”
“Of course, my child. What can I do for you?”
“Here is my problem. I bought myself a new, sophisticated hair remover gadget for which I paid an enormous sum of money. I have really gone over the declaration limits and I am worried that they will confiscate it at customs. Do you think you could hide it under your cassock?”
“Of course I could, my child, but you must realize that I cannot lie.”
“You have such an honest face, Father. I am sure they will not ask you any questions”.
And she gave him the gadget. When the aircraft arrived at its destination and the priest presented himself to customs, he was asked, “Father, do you have anything to declare?”
“From the top of my head to my sash, I have nothing to declare, my son”, he replied.
Finding this reply strange, the customs officer asked, “And from the sash down, what do you have?”
The priest replied, “I have there a marvelous little instrument destined for use by women, but which has never been used.”
Breaking out in laughter, the customs officer said, “Good one, Father. Next!”
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